On JournAssassin News Today . . .

A jelly truck and a biscuit truck collided yesterday - police are a trifle concerned.

A report out today from the department of education indicates that only the squares are doing well in geometry class. It's their area.

And, still to come - When the electricity went off during a thunder storm at a school yesterday the students were de-lighted; as for the teacher, he went cross-eyed and couldn't control his pupils at all...

Also, during Philosophy class today something special happened when teacher Ramana told everyone to stop worrying about trifle's (including the police) because:

     No doubt in another News programme we'll take a look at just what Ramana means, in the mean time let's take a look at just how mean he can be - he told me my writing was just average, which is mean in anyone's books!

Finally on JournAssassin News Today I wanted to give you the golden rule on the subject of double negatives, but that would definitely be a no-no!